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He makes ½ hour appointments, and then stands me up by not calling. Fucking jerk!
Worst of all, he knows how to push my buttons to the point that I lose my temper with his talks of ripping girls off in strip clubs and on the streets.
I -n e v e r- lose my temper with clients.
I just don't allow myself to.
I can't blame him for this, of course, since I am the provider and the things that happen during sessions are things that I have allowed.
I just don't need the money bad enough to see anyone who annoys me this much. I've been blessed with phones and emails which are really busy lately, so appointments are not exactly difficult to come by. Why on earth subject myself to a session that I definitely will not enjoy?
That, to me, is the definition of being a 'Ho' - allowing myself to accept money for doing something I hate. It's not about sex or touch - it's about allowing your conscience and morals to be bought for a price.
OK, that's enough of that. All I know is that there had better be a LOT of wine and weed waiting for me, or heads are going to roll...
I had a conversation a while back with a fellow Escort, in which she discussed a rash of bad reviews on one of the local review boards stating that her photos misrepresented her weight.
She was pissed because, as she phrased it, "FUCK them, I'm working on loosing weight".
Well baby-girl, it's time to start marketing yourself more Honestly. I market myself as a BBW, but when new clients meet me, they are surprised that I'm actually smaller than they had imagined.
I've basically made being "chunky" the cornerstone of my career as a Sex worker.
YES, many times a client will skip reading important info on my site regarding my weight, but that's his fault.....It's all documented!!! I've time and time again re-emphasized this fact...
"Hi - I'm Chunky. Don't like fat chicks? Don't call me. Love them? Wonderful, let's talk."
I don't always have weight listed because that changes like soiled tampons. I check the scales when I'm doing a master cleanse or what ever "Fad diet" I'm on, but other than that, your guess is as good as mine. I estimate because handy access to a scale is detrimental to my mental health - I tend to get all OCD-ish if I have one around me.
I rely more on dress size, which is still, of course, just about the most subjective thing in the universe. Size XL from Target gaps on me, but size XL from Macy's wouldn't fit my pinkie finger. I'm not a great choice for those clients who are overly obsessive about stats. Instead, I rely on my photos to tell the story of who I am.
So men PLEASE for the sake of MY happiness and YOURS.....Read my entire site before you book me!!
PS....As of this morning I weigh 190 Read more